He's Such a Girl (2009)

Tiffany Dupont: Taylor

Quotes 

• Taylor : What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.

  Whitney : Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?

• Aldo : And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?

  Whitney : I already saved us ten bucks.

  Aldo : You are gonna make a great wife someday.

  Whitney : Is that a proposal, big guy?

  Taylor : Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.

• Taylor : Just tell Whit I want to be left alone. I need a little Taylor time.

  Aldo : How about a goodbye rub?

• Taylor : Booty call.

  Tara : Don't YOU know how to make a girl feel special!

• Taylor : How are the tampons, Whit?

  Whitney : Why? You need one?

  Taylor : Do your shoes match your bag?