He's Such a Girl (2009)

Bryan Fisher: Whitney

Quotes 

• Taylor : What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.

  Whitney : Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?

• Aldo : And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?

  Whitney : I already saved us ten bucks.

  Aldo : You are gonna make a great wife someday.

  Whitney : Is that a proposal, big guy?

  Taylor : Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.

• Whitney : Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.

  Aldo : Then knit me a sweater, homo.

• Linda : Put your hands on my ass.

  Whitney : But you're my boss.

  Linda : Then do as you're told.

• Taylor : How are the tampons, Whit?

  Whitney : Why? You need one?

  Taylor : Do your shoes match your bag?

• Whitney : Little early to be drinking, isn't it?

  Aldo : It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.

  Whitney : Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.

• Whitney : You're a lot more fun when you're not threatening me.

• Whitney : No, no, I'm, uh, done chasing shadows; I'm here to lose my marbles.