Hatchet (2006)
Parry Shen: Shawn
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Quotes
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Shawn : But you only shot him once, right? Maybe you gotta shoot him more times. Like four- or six- maybe you gotta shoot him six times?
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Shawn : Now here on the Mississippi bayou, hundreds of fishermen and old pirates have lost their lives... and if we're lucky, we might just see their souls floatin' over the waters where they up and died.
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Shawn : [Telling a story about Victor Crowley at the fake house] Victor Crowley, hatchet face! Legend is that, uh, he was a deformed man whose own father went nuts and whacked him in the face with a hatchet one night. All by account that he was so ugly or...
[looks at card]
Shawn : something... anyway, he died. As so, the story goes that if you're ever near the old Crowley house late at night, you can still hear ol' Victor Crowley crying for his daddy...
[lowering his voice]
Shawn : daaaaaaaaddyyy...
[gasp]
Shawn : Y'all hear that?
[Gulps and lowers his voice again]
Shawn : Daaaaaaaaaaddyyy...
[gasp]
Shawn : I heard it again!
Marybeth : That ain't the story.
Shawn : Well, that's the gist of it, anyway.
Marybeth : That's not even the house.
Shawn : Christ! Will you just let me do my job?
[shouts angrily in Chinese; stops, seeing he just went out of character and goes back to his Southern voice]
Shawn : Y'all try the crawfish yet?
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Shawn : Off to the left, you'll see something you don't see everyday, but I do, heh heh... real live Cypress trees! Now hey, what did the Spanish boy say to the Cypress? 'Mind if I HANG around?' Ho hoo, sometimes, I'll tell that joke in Español.
Jim Permatteo : Hey, isn't the Cypress a Louisiana state tree?
Shawn : I bet it sure is.
Jim Permatteo : Yes, it was 1963, the Fall Cypress
Shawn : Ho now, only room for one guide on this boat now.