Zerophilia (2005)

Dustin Seavey: Keenan

Quotes 

• Luca : [Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac]  No way I'm gonna ask her that!

  Keenan : Well, you have to! Come on, where are your 'nads, man?

  Keenan : [the two exchange a look]  We'll get 'em back.

• Keenan : You're gonna have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.

• Keenan : You mean, you're gonna try to keep yourself from getting turned on?

  Luke : Yeah.

  Keenan : C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.

• Luke : Keenan, c'mere! Quick!

  Keenan : What?

  Luke : [looking at self in mirror]  Well I HAD hair, man!