Zerophilia (2005)

Taylor Handley: Luke

Quotes 

• Michelle : Are you asking me out?

  Luke : I'll-I'll just sit there, I won't talk

• Luke : Sorry, lady, but you're just bizarre.

  Sydney : Maybe. But one thing I learned long ago: you can't change your true nature, even if it can change you.

• Keenan : You mean, you're gonna try to keep yourself from getting turned on?

  Luke : Yeah.

  Keenan : C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.

• Luke : I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird.

• Luke : She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh!"

• Luke : Keenan, c'mere! Quick!

  Keenan : What?

  Luke : [looking at self in mirror]  Well I HAD hair, man!